Alot of you already know and well some of you are gona get a bit of a shock. If you dont like anything squrmish, weird or odd? then dont scroll down!
Here goes, well i have two very pointy, somewhat weird and original EARS. Yes, i am that 1 out of 5 people in the world born with two very distinctive elf shaped ears.
I’d like to take you back…along way back actually to high school..(which feels like yesterday). Ok im in year 8 my hair was always bushy and big, a bit like my sisters is now. I never straightened it because i couldnt afford a straightner and my mum wouldnt let me. But one day my mum took me to the barbers..not any old barbers but MUSHY frm Drake street? Ring a bell? ask your brothers and sisters hes quite famous. Ok he cuts male hair only and because i’d been going to him since ankle high my mum took me there again IN YEAR 8! I sat on that pathaa (bench) and he chopped away at my hair on my head (birds nest) he chopped and chopped AND CHOPPED!! and i was left with what can only be described as SHORT BACK AND SIDES??
So the next day i walk in to school AND i was the laughing stock! people pointed! everybody would secretly whisper behind my back and even the teachers (mr gleeson – maths class) mistook me for a bloke! But this didnt bother me much but what did bother me was that people had started to notice my ears, once covered by branches of hair, were now on FULL DISPLAY!
Anyway over the years when my hair eventually grew i tryd different techniques to cover my ears:
- Had my hair in a bobble with two flaps of hair covering my ears
- Wore a bandana (that didnt last long)
- In an attempt to straighten the ear ‘pointy’ part i held it from the other side for it to become rounder for hours – i fel asleep like this but i was still unsuccessful.
I wanted to be in the popular group i didnt wana be that freak with two weird ears anymore. Then one day, The Lord had saved me and my dad decided it was time for me to wear a scarf. i was over the moon! My ears were no longer seen in public and i was yesterdays news. Suddenly someones Egg head was more interesting to poke fun ov than my pointy ears. But over the years this hasnt stopped me from telling friends about my weird and unique ears. This is where i’v also picked up the nickname “Elfy”. In a way im glad i have them because it means im special in my own little way and its just another amazing thing about Fazy 😀
‘A stark resemblance of my ears..only i aint that cute….’
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." 
