Yo…Jeesh not written on this thing for agesss.. 
Ok now to business. Its that time of the year again, where everyone comes to the library to revise?. Now the library can be a magical place, iv always enjoyed a good read or the delicious creamy hot chocolates that only taste nice at exam time. But sometimes i get so baffled by the little shananigans and secret meetings that happen at late hours…and if you look in the right corners? book shelfs? disabled toilets!! 1 might be blinded by the events that unfold there..i’l say no more.
Slightly random, but i was sat in the library one day watching lots of different groups of people doing their work and decided to come up with names of people who regularly attend the library: ENOJOY!
So firstly you got your straight up fancy dress “iv come to revise in my tea towel skirt and bib low cut top” girls. These girls have only come for one reason and one reason only and revising aint it…no its for ATTENTION..from who?…weil come to that in the next group. Back to the hoes group, i hate em. Absolutely drive me crazy, there loud ass comments, rating any guy that goes passed, screaching and laughing for no reason and they somehow manage to wear the carpet out by prancing up and down with their pathetic heels and arses hanging out..why?….go home girl…LIBRARY aint no place for bimbos!
This is a difficult one but im afraid its the “check me out playing hang man, you can see my boxers hanging out my jeans i drive to uni” kinda boys. They wink and stare at any girl that walks by and if you dare to look back they’l be on you like a pack of wolves and the usual line “So you studying late night?”…..erm duh no i just come to arse around??! purleeezz
Boys and girls but its “The Gossipers”. I happily have lots of friends, boys and girls but say IF …george for example said “hey fazy lets go get a hot chocolate”. It does not necessarily mean that george is asking me on a date, were not trying to flirt with each other, im not making a statement, trying to impress anyone or stealing anybodies partner!..im just going for a hot flippin chocolate! but unfortunetly some twit (girl or boy) will be watching like an awk and before you can say “eff that for a laugh!”, the event of going for a hot chocolate with george alone, will be known to 5 people within minutes…eeeee. (shakes head) 
The loosers Group- Waste of space, i wont name particular courses that these loosers reside in but i think you know who i mean. Well anyway a complete waste of time, playing hang man on the white board, writing their own name and doing pathetic old skool doodles which at times they can be fasinated by and annoyingly the hoe group love? grow up - get out of uni you 26 year old sad **** 
The Geeks who live in basement – The real freaks who just want the 1st degrees, no time for talking. Suprisingly, they live in the basement, apparently its quieter?
The usuals – the ones who live in the library, they’l be there alll dayy, wherever you go you’l see them, but are they doing work? noooooo der effin around…but they seem to get some pleasure in just (oh this is a new one which i heard recently) “chill in the library???”...lets go and “chill in the library” he says…”have fun” he says…wota total..LOOSER!
Then theres me..i duno what group i like being in but its defintly The funky group , see to me library is about working, dont get me wrong i hava laugh, buti dont dress up to go library, i dont go to impress girl/guy, i dont arse around on facebook for 2 hours, i dont chit chat bollocks with the loosers or the usuals. I do ma shit and im out.
Fazy
